happy cinco de mayo, asshole.

FIRST AND FOREMOST,

YES! YES! YEEEEEEESSSS!!!!! i finally got mario kart for my wii!!!
i feel like that N64 kid. i doubt anyone knows what i’m talking about so just watch here.

OKAY SO BACK TO THE REASON WHY I’M POSTING..i’m so fucking pissed off.
I was just driving around, minding my own business when this idiot starts swerving into my lane, so to avoid him, i had to cut this other guy off to get into another lane. i did it, no damage done, and i drive along until i get to the next intersection. the guy i cut off pulled up next to me at the light, DROVE HIS CAR IN FRONT OF MINE, PARKED IT, AND GOT THE FUCK OUT!!! he came up to my window and started yelling “YOU FUCKING CUT ME OFF YOU PIECE OF SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU CAN’T JUST CUT PEOPLE OFF LIKE THAT!!!!!!”
being FREAKED THE FUCK OUT, i stared at him in amazement then backed my car up and went around his car to get the fuck out of there. holy jesus christ. WHO DOES THAT?!?!?! IT WASN’T EVEN LIKE I FUCKING HIT HIM. WHAT!?! i don’t even know..

anyways, jimi mailed me a couple of his shirts! i love them all so much!!!

yay! check out alumni’s myspace here.
xoxo

17 Responses to happy cinco de mayo, asshole.

  1. stop bein so fucking cute

    That Guido Kid | 12:48 am on the 5th of May, 2008

  2. awww mike, you’re not a guido!

    yumna | 12:58 am on the 5th of May, 2008

  3. Im not gonna lie. i spent so much time not thinking about you today, that all the gaps between those times that I was not thinking about you, I was totally thinking about you, and then i had the realization of our project and *it’s amazing* it’s gonna make the world a better place and us rich and famous, and other things too. we’ll be like madonna plus oprah times tom cruise minus the douche and scientology….oh, and I came to this website and now I’m strangely butthurt/envious/jealous/and estranged-abandoned….oh, i must miss my yummers.

    Leon Lewis Martin IV | 2:54 am on the 5th of May, 2008

  4. oh just kidding my name is LEE LEE

    LEE LEE | 2:55 am on the 5th of May, 2008

  5. Care to share what software do you dl to make your gifs? :)

    :) | 5:27 am on the 5th of May, 2008

  6. fiendcode 1934 6835 0070 2550

    mts | 9:17 am on the 5th of May, 2008

  7. I want a wii so bad :(

    amber | 1:10 pm on the 5th of May, 2008

  8. omg i hope you realise all we’re going to do when i go back to america is play mariokart. in fact, i might just move in with you and hijack your wii.

    McKenna | 4:11 pm on the 5th of May, 2008

  9. OH MY GOD THAT VIDEO MADE MY DAY

    McKenna | 4:13 pm on the 5th of May, 2008

  10. Congrats! Those shirts are super cute =) Welcome to South FL. People here are so rude. My friend was behind this old guy in a Benz and his hood popped up. So, he got out of his car to close it for the man when they were at a stop light. The man got out of his car and start cussing at him and went nuts. I guess he thought he ran into his car, but shit, it wasn’t hard to figure it out. My friend’s car was like 3 ft behind his. Oh wells. I’m glad you’re okay.

    Annie | 6:40 pm on the 5th of May, 2008

  11. Too bad half of these shirts are rip offs of already successful street wear brands graphics.
    Pathetic.

    Sinead[sorry I don't have to hide] | 9:35 pm on the 5th of May, 2008

  12. hahahahaahhah
    I THOUGHT YOU WERE OVER ME, SINEAD!!
    why are you even coming to my blog?

    GET OVER ME WAAAAAAHHHHHHWAHHHHH

    idiot

    yumna | 9:40 pm on the 5th of May, 2008

  13. You know I track isps as well. I see the comments you post on my blog “skiddlepop” or whatever bs you use. You’re worse than me.
    I’m just pointing out that someone is biting really hard on an industry and it’s tacky. To copy people so Obvi just pathetic.

    Sinead[sorry I don't have to hide] | 10:00 pm on the 5th of May, 2008

  14. omg alfie is moving to the beat of the gif…

    kathryn | 10:54 pm on the 5th of May, 2008

  15. actually, this is my IP address. if you were smart enough i guess you’d figure that out.

    anyway, i have nothing to say to you other than to listen to “roses” by outkast. :)

    yumna | 11:50 pm on the 5th of May, 2008

  16. whereee can i get a shirt

    morg | 4:08 pm on the 5th of May, 2008

  17. n64 is the best.

    dutch guy | 10:33 pm on the 5th of May, 2008

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