New Orleans to California.
Don’t stop for fast food. Produce and nuts are your best friend. Don’t drink Red Bull. Sugar is your enemy. Coffee. Black. Always. Listen to Paul Simon. Listen to Bob Dylan. Listen to Led Zeppelin. When you’re tired, listen to the most obnoxious pop music. When you can’t bear to hear another song, settle for the wind hitting your ear drums. Download “Roadside” to assist with finding strange things along the way. Invest in AAA, it’s fucking worth it. Have underwear, toothbrush, toothpaste and wet wipes available at all times. Stay in at least one strange motel. Stay with friends in great cities. Have a fantastic driving partner to keep you sane.
When you’re ridiculously tired, pumping gas in Louisiana, and hear a stranger whistling at you non-stop. Don’t attack, it’s probably just a parrot.